29 February 2008

Idei noi pentru indeletniciri vechi

Cum calatoream noi cu avionul inspre Viena, eu si Bogdan am folosit orice prilej pentru a ne - evident - hlizi.

S-a stabilit dupa cum urmeaza: calatoria cu avionul este fara exceptie o indeletnicire indeobste plicticoasa, iar pentru unii chiar inspaimantatoare si/sau generatoare de varii dureri/stari de rau general. Prin urmare, ar trebui sa devina o cutuma generala programele de entertainment aerian.
Eu am zis ca ar fi foarte tare daca s-ar face concurs de Miss si Mister cu pasagerii - pe baza de inscrieri voluntare, cu tot felul de probe de dans, cantat, intrebari-capcana s.a.m.d.
Care Miss Popularitate ar fi cea mai tare si ar curta-o toti burlacii din avion. Plus ca s-ar plimba fetele printre scaune pe-acolo sa le vada lumea, ceea ce ti-ar mai lua gandul de la situatia incerta in care te gasesti. Plus ca s-ar mai si rade in avion acolo, unde de obicei se sta cu ochii pe elice si aripi.
Dupa aceea s-a mai stabilit ca unii piloti fac liniuta intre ei, iar asta al nostru de ne-a dus sigur era pe viata si pe moarte cu un coleg pentru locul intai, pentru ca - frate! - deci nu ca a coborat in picaj! a aterizat cam fortat, parerea mea. Nu zic, a fost fun, adrenalina, trepidatii, zgomot, ca in filmele cu Bruce Willis. Numai ca lipsea Bruce Willis, la o adica....
Am mai observat ca stewardesa principala (nu stiu daca or fi pe grade, dar asta parea mama Zina a stewardeselor) avea un zambet de hiena si ca parea ca vinde heroina ascunsa in sandvisuri. Ea fiind agent FBI sub acoperire.
Si am mai vazut un baiat despre care am stabilit eronat ca e cel mai frumos baiat din avion (dar nu era), ca asa ne-a venit ideea cu miss si mister. Pur teoretic, ca nu cred ca se face vreodata, a se mentiona ca stewardesele nu au voie sa participe la concurs, care atunci nu mai are rost si sa-l faca intre ele in cabina.
Care stiu ca n-o sa ma credeti, dar la intoarcere am avut muzica, respectiv Air si cand am urcat in avion se auzea dupa cum urmeaza:

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